Saturday, March 05, 2005

there are cooler ways to die

A Vibes update in list form:

- Smoking is one of the most absolutely repulsive things a human being can do and get away with. I hope that the FreshAir Act is passed, because other people's irresponsible decisions should not cut my life short. Yuck. Why would you want to SMELL like that? It's just so utterly disgusting.

- I don't really like to see other people's blood. Kinda grosses me out. And fights are scary. Thank goodness for bouncers.

- Never buy condoms from the bathroom of a nightclub. Why? Because apparantly they are expired and difficult to get open. Like, your boyfriend might just have to open it with his teeth.

- I know all the words to the Discovery Channel Song. Oh my.

- How does one dance in an oversized sweatsuit? How do they not roast to death under all that South Pole-ness?

- Chardaye is really pretty. It hurts me to think that she might not ever be successful in life, if she stays on the same path she's on now. I miss her.

- I don't understand how all the people in that place afford to go there on a regular basis.

- Most people have obviously never been to Walgreens to purchase the date-rape-drug-detector card. Very dangerous.

Bottom line? Well, I can now say that I've been to Vibes. I can also say, however, that it was a total waste of seven bucks.

Comments:
You are absolutely right, there are way cooler ways to die, i dont know why someone would waste the one death they have on something as lame as smoking. For instance, I don't think there's a cooler way to die than to get stabbed in the heart...with a trident...while on horseback. Oh yha, you heard me, heart-trident-horses.
sincerely,
just another faithful blog reader:)
 
There are indeed way cooler ways, for more information merely look to the Books of Bunny Suicides. Those are much cooler, manlier, and entertaining ways to die. Oh yeah, plus smoking has too many side effects, such as lots of pain, copious amounts of coughing, hastening the death of others... Too many to list. Personally I'd go for something very complicated and difficult to explain without diagrams and pictures. That's just me though, and I concur with what's been said previously, but I gotta sleep since I need to make up that english writing later today, as well track starts. So why am I still typing when it's quarter to one monday morning? I don't know. Goodnight!
 
why dont you cry about it? im sure it will make everything much better, along with posting this blog...it'll make people stop smoking, wow allison you're making the world a better place. how sweet
 
Hmmm, truly no matter where you post a troll shall always find it. Too bad you can't ban an IP from accessing this, but then again it isn't that hard to just ignore people I'd suppose. Even though this is a limited forum primarily for the expression of allison's opinions, other opinions do show up, unfotunately even those who don't really count. You also have to love how people completely misconstruct the reason for a blog... But, meh... I think that's all I have for the moment.
 
Are you doing anything to make the world a better place? It's worth a try, because, well, the world sucks.
 
Allison, the world doesn't suck, that is just your perception. If you think it does then either you need to get a life and see what can be lived and loved about the world - make the most of you life and the world you live in while you still can, or take up smoking and die. You can make a difference if you put you mind to it.
p.s. anonymous @10:48 all opinions matter even if they do go against Allisons because how she reactes to them influences who she is.
 
Although I would have to agree that the world doesn't suck, it sure does seem that way sometimes. I also agree that people are entitled to their opinions, but only if they base them off of actual experiences. Even though I've only really known Allison this year, I can say with complete confidence that she is indeed making the world a better place, and that anyone who says otherwise has obviously never had a substantial conversation with her. I'm really sick of all these people posting comments that have no merit to them, if you're going to post comments like that, please at least try and provide some evidence (Good luck finding any though). I'd just like to clear up a few misconceptions that I have read since I started following Allison's blog:
1) Allison is way too hard on herself. You can't please everyone, nor can you do everything right all the time. Everyone makes mistakes, Allison is no exception.
2) Allison is not mean. Everything she does or says is usually for the greater good, even though it may not seem like it at the time.
3) Allison is not ugly. Anyone who says this really has no clue what she looks like.

If you don't beleive me, look at the statistics. For every bad comment, Allison has 3 people who rush to her side to defend her. If she were truly any of these things that you people say she is, why would anyone defend her?

Keep fighting the good fight and keeping your many readers entertained Allison, without you we'd all have to find some other blog to read and comment on.

"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help."
 
Actually, the world does suck. My point however, was not that, but the fact that you must be the change you wish to see in the world. Thus the reason I post my opinions. Some people have opportunities to speak to millions of people about what they believe, but for me, this blog is all I've got. So change your mind if what you read influences you. And if not, then maybe it will effect the next reader. I hope for the best.
 
Actually, the world doesn't suck. If you wanted to find a "world" that does suck go to an a country with limited food and shelter where you can be raped or beaten, then you can say the world does suck. Till then, stuff it. I have been raped and even then I did not think the world "sucked". If you havn't noticed M..t the only reason allison has that many people "defending her" is because the people that don't like her don't know this blog even is here or they don't like to waste their time.

"there are cooler ways to live"
 
Exactly. For a lot of people, the world HERE does not suck. But HERE, is not the only place there is, not even close. There are millions of things to be changed everywhere, and if we all sit around thinking someone else will get up and make those changes, we are very wrong. You obviously have something against me, yet you know the site of this blog AND have wasted your time bashing me on it. Plus, no one would have to defend me if people who didn't like me never commented here. I am glad that you don't think that your world sucks, but I am continuing to make mine a better place.
 
yea allison why don't you go to a different country if this one sucks so bad. stop bitching about every little thing. grow up and deal. do us all a favor and shut up. everyone hates you any way...no joke.
 
Who are you and where did you come from? I bitch about valid things and have every right to do so. You obviously do not know me and therefore have no legitimate reason to use a word as strong as "hate."
 
I do know you, that is why I can say that I do hate you, bitch. Guess what? Not everyone loves you like you may think.
 
I do not think that everyone loves me. Far from it. And if you did know me well enough, you wouldn't be hiding behind anonymity.
 
I would have to agree with the two comments posted about hating allison. cuz she's definatly one of the less popular people at east. someone told me to go on the this blog thing because they said it was really funny and I would say yea it is funny cuz she's just complaining when she should be grateful for what she has but you know how some people are
 
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